| Penguin Wars |
[25 Sep 2004|04:58pm] |
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WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blue Penguin Leader:
Its been eight days since we declared war on the Emperor penguin. Supplies are low, aswell as our morale. Countless lives have been lost...actually it was only 2 but anyway...our bulletproof vests are on their way. Which is pretty stupid because they're using swords against us,but hey, what are you gonna do when your brain is the equivalent of a drowning fish. You see what i mean? Anyway, our allies the woodland squirrels have been held up because they didn't know that Alaska would be this cold. What's this I hear, footsteps? Why, it is the White Penguin Leader!!!! But he is alone. White Penguin Leader,"My troops drowned because they looked in the water and saw their reflection,therefore triggering a thought in their mind that they were drowning. They attempted to save themselves but ended up dying. Poor guys."
Is that so? This blows! My army heard that it was tuna tuesday at the sushi bar. White Penguin Leader "It is? I'm kinda hungry Want to go?" Outsmarting him I said "yes" and we went on our way. But on the way there, I saw my reflection in the water and killed my self trying to save myself. Which is kind of weird cause I'm still talking and I'm supposed to be dead.
Room 7658765783895756378538756 of the Holiday Inn
"Oh yes, It's true."
HHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA! The joke is on you ! I wasted a lot of your valuable time making you read this just to have a crappy ending! Like the Titanic movie.
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| Hola! |
[24 Sep 2004|10:45pm] |
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Sorry I haven't posted in a while. My computer been busted for a long time. :( :)
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[13 Aug 2004|09:15pm] |
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Lately I've been having problems. It seems that when my brother is around people seem to have a lot more fun than when it's just me. Could this mean I'm lamer than I thought i was? It's like no one's is excited to see me until my brother comes in. It's kinda bothering me, obviously. Oh well, maybe things will change and maybe they won't.
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| School |
[28 Jul 2004|06:50pm] |
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Tomorrow I go to marching practice which is the constant reminder that school is closing in. Depressing stuff. And i apologizzle for any depression it may inflict on you. I gotta go play a game, it will quickly change my mind from teachers and class to how in the hell I want to steal a car or blow somethin up. Fashizzle. :)
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